Another crowded weekend that is likely to leave most of the new films wishing for more. Money, that is.

Daddy Day Camp

The Players: Cuba Gooding Jr. once again shows that he has no dignity left. Fred Savage (yes, that one) directs.
The Story: A sequel to Daddy Day Care (why?) in which instead of a day care center the clueless men run a summer camp.
Rotten Tomatoes: 2%. Out of 47 reviews only one was positive. On related news, Fred Topel is a very nice and forgiving guy.
Trailer

Really, why?

Rush Hour 3

The Players: Jackie Chan returns to his only truly successful role in an American movie. Chris Tucker return to his only role in the last ten years.
The Story: Chan and Tucker go to … Paris! Stuff happens.
Rotten Tomatoes: 26%
Trailer

Probably neither fish nor foul. Just the same old thing, once again.

Skinwalkers

The Players: Rhone Mitra, who you might remember from Nip/Tuck, and Jason Behr, who you might remember from Roswell.
The Story: Two warring werewolf packs war with each other. WAR!
Rotten Tomatoes: Not enough reviews yet.
Trailer

There really haven’t been that many good werewolf films, have there? I guessing this one won’t break the trend.

Stardust

The Players: Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake) directs. Sienna Miller, Peter O’Toole, Rupert Everett, Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes and Robert De Niro all have supporting parts. Based on the book by Neil Gaiman (Sandman, Good Omens)
The Story: A young man promises to his beloved that he will retrieve a fallen star. In order to do that he has to enter a magical realm. Really, it’s probably much less lame than that makes it sound.
Rotten Tomatoes: 70%
Trailer

Probably the only new movie this weekend really worth seeing. However, it’s unlikely to be the one that the most people go to see. I’m just hoping it out grosses Daddy Day Care.