I think that every single respectable actor has to sign some sort o secret contract which states that he/she has to take at least one part during their career which embarrasses them completely. That would certainly explain why Ian McShane and Joan Allen have decided to participate in the Death Race remake, which is being directed by Paul “the really bad one” Anderson. Either that or Paul has some very provocative photos of the two hidden somewhere.

Paul W. S. Anderson is just one of those directors that I have given up on. The guy has been giving chance after chance to make a good movie, and failed utterly every time. A remake of Death Race 2000 on the hands of another director could make for some campy fun. On his hands it will probably be about as fun as being kicked in the balls.