I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry

The Players: Adam Sandler and Kevin James (King of Queens, Hitch)
The Story: Straight firefighters Adam Sandler and Kevin James get marries for the benefits. Hilarity Laughter Some amusement ensues.
Rotten Tomatoes: 14%
Trailer

It’s a Adam Sandler movie. We all know what that means and whether we like it or not.

Hairspray

The Players: Adam Shankman (Bringing Down the House) directs, John Travolta does drag and several other well known actors have parts.
The Story: A teenager teaches a 1962’s Baltimore a few things about integration. She does that through a lot of singing and dancing, which was the preferred method for teaching in Baltimore in the 60’s.
Rotten Tomatoes: 94%
Trailer

It’s a musical! Inspired by a John Waters movie! With John Travolta in drag! How can anybody not love that?

By the way, I’m totally serious. Truly looking forward to this film.