Good

The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency

Anthony Minghella (The English Patient) will direct this movie based on the book about a female detective in Botswana. Just different enough to make it interesting and a good director to boot.

Three Men Seeking Monsters

Based on the true story of three friends who go around England seeking monsters, like the title says. To star John Heder (Napoleon Dynamite). Can you say zany? Hopefully good zany.

The Frog Princess

Disney goes back to it's singing fairy-tales roots. With a small but meaningful twist: the princess will be a young African-American girl living in New orleans.

Tintin

To be produced by Steven Spielberg (among others). Great comics, very good cartoon show and quite possibly an excellent movie.

Bad

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 2 was one of the best sequels ever, probably the best since Godfather 2. Remember Godfather 3?

Fantasy Island

Starring Eddie Murphy. Now, I think Eddie is a good actor. Unfortunately he makes more money doing bad films then he does doing good ones.

L. A. Confidential 2

Not based on any of James Ellroy's books. Apparently the director, writer and actors are returning, so there is chance this could be good. But honestly, the first film was great but it really did not call for a sequel.

Children of the Corn

Possibly to be directed by Darren Lynn Bousman (SAW 2, 3 and 4). The first CotC was one of the many bad adaptations of Stephen King's work. And yet it was that kind of just bad enough horror movie with a clever premise that bored teenagers are bound to turn into a bit of a cult hit. The direct-to-video sequels were just bad. The new remake? Pretty sure it won't be just bad, but also corny (ha, a pun!).

Jurassic Park 4

With or without Sam Neill. The second one was already one too much.

Forrest Gump 2

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. This movie is more like a box of crap. You know exactly what you are going to get.

Bonus joke: Run Forrest! Run from this stupid idea!