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Entries from August 2006

Hope You Are All Happy

August 18th, 2006 · No Comments

So, after remaining suitably blase about it for months now I have finally caught the SOAP fever. And instead of being entertained by a movie I didn’t expect much from, now I will have my heart crushed (CRUSHED I say) by a movie that I want to be, like, totally awesome.
I hate all you […]

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I Was A Teenage Movie Junkie

August 17th, 2006 · No Comments

So, I was reading this, and you know what? I remember pretty much all those John Hughes movies from seeing them on TV when I was I kid. And I remember them well because I used to LOVE them.
So you see, this bad taste in movies I have is not something recent. Don’t hold […]

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Because That Kind Of Thing Always Works So Well

August 15th, 2006 · No Comments

Apparently, we might get a third Ace Ventura. Without Carrey.
So, sequel to a propriety that was never THAt well liked? Check. Without the star that made the first movies popular? check. Many years after the last sequel, allowing the people that went to the other movies to become too old for the new one? […]

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Cthulhu: The Movie - With Tori Spelling!

August 14th, 2006 · No Comments

This is going to be so bad, it’s not even funny.
Ok, maybe it’s a little funny.

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Stuff That Is Reported Just Becouse The Reporter Wants To Make A Pun

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Ryder, Janssen, Mol join indie "Ten"

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Indie comedy "The Ten" now has 12.

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Explain this to Me

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Neal McDonough On Two Films
This has been reported in several places. To which I have to ask: and I should care because?
Look, I’m sure Neal is a great actor and everything, but why are we suddenly so interested in what projects he is about to do? Is this the first time in history […]

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Together Again

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

So, Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are doing a movie together :

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) -

Matthew McConaughey  and Kate Hudson, who starred together in the 2003 hit "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days," are reuniting for the […]

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Halo Has a Director

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

And it is…
Neill Blomkamp
No, I have no idea who that is either.
But here is some descriptions from an official bio:
Recognizing that filmmaking is as organic as it is artificial; Neill has merged the two seamlessly, making a hybrid which feels unexpectedly authentic. He enjoys creating atmosphere in a spot where the concept […]

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Make Your Own (Mean) Joke : Wednesday Edition

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Robin Williams seeking treatment for alcoholism
Here, I’ll start:
Mel Gibson is shown, once again, to be  a trail blazer in Hollywood.

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Because I Will Post Anything Even Tangentially Related To Arrested Development

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

From here.
Universal has grabbed the rights to a fantasy novel penned by a former producer of Arrested Development.
But this is no comedy tale. Dean Lorey’s book Nightmare Academy is the first in a planned trilogy that will see a boy discovering that bad dreams open portals that let evil creatures into our world. […]

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